If you don’t know us, you might not have any idea that Katie and I grew up in the hood. Oh, but we did. We went to a very “So-and-so got shot trying to steal a car radio so the student counsel is collecting money to help with his medical expenses*” kind of school.
Because of that, I can’t help but think fondly of my formative years when I read these quotes by urban youths on nature hikes. Even if you can’t sympathize, I think you’ll find them pretty entertaining. But watch out, the text is huge and there are lots of swears. I wouldn’t read it around your coworkers, unless you work at some really hip upstart where people swear a lot.
*Yeah, that actually happened.
go fox yourself. 
The link isn’t working. I found the site anyway; those are pretty funny!
My favorite word is “stuffocated.”
Thanks for the heads up, Kristen. It should be all fixed now. Glad you liked the site, all the same. :)
I think my favorite bit might be that there’s a kid named Delorean.